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Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.
Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?
by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009
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Tough Mustache

Bad Ass: An action movie star with a mustache.

(Strong male role in a movie or t.v. show)
Clint Eastwood is one Tough Mustache

Denzel Washington
Burt Reynolds
Tom Selleck
Dennis Hopper
Bruce Willis
Sean Connery
Colin Farrel
Gene Hackman
by SI Crew August 28, 2009
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tourve

(t-Erve) n. an extremely cool person, normally with the appearance of a model. one with exceedingly good taste, class, and style; yet definitely not materialistic. contains both an eye for and a heart of gold.

adj. description of any item or decision that is particularly classy, knowledgeable, and exquisite.

v. driving in a vehicle in a reckless manner. swerving uncontrollably.
n. Boy 1: That girl over there just bought a brand new Chevy Silverado.

Boy 2: Damn, most definitely a tourve.

Boy 1: You're right, that is a pretty tourve purchase.

Boy 2. Yeah, although she is currently tourving arouding the parking lot.
by One who seeks great wisdom. February 19, 2010
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Touchfest

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.
"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"
by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010
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toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
by Shoogy November 9, 2015
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Touch my no no

When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy
Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU
by Kat033 February 12, 2018
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Tour Life

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.
Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."
by dwerner June 2, 2018
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