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Steam Plane

A Steam plane is when a group of LAD's get so drunk (steamed) that they board the 'Steam Plane'.

The most steamed person flies the steam planes and gets to choose the to the next pub
LAD1: "Mate are going to steam tonight?"
LAD2: "Yes, I going to get so drunk I think I'm going to board the steam plane!"
LAD1: "You talk a big game boss"

Im so drunk I think I'm aboard the Steam Plane!

"All aboard the steam plane"
by phillipo1 March 30, 2013
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steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.
Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!
by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013
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Steam whistle

When 2 or more people ejaculate in another's mouth at the same time causing said ejaculate to pour out of their nose (like a steam whistle)
He had 3 guys give him the steam whistle, took it like a champ hot carl angry pirate roman helmet donkey punch jelly donut
by 114sux November 29, 2015
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steam and chill

I steam and chilled.
by Ps3udo-Int3ll3ctual December 1, 2016
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Up Town Steam Roller

When you have your girl on the bed naked you drop one on her chest and sit on it and rock back and forth just like a steam roller.
Last night i took a dump on Suzy's chest and gave her an up town steam roller.
by LOKI69 April 24, 2009
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The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.
I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!
by NW and BJ February 23, 2014
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Full Head Of Steam

Phrase. To be seriously, dangerously and hilariously drunk.

Not location-specific; out with friends, on a date, at work - nowhere is safe from one of the lads getting a full head of steam up and running riot.

Interchangeable with;
- Massive Head Of Steam Up
- Fully Steamed

Superlative;
- World Record Head Of Steam Up
- Hey, did you see Ross last night?

- OMG yeah, he had a full head of steam up - I think he got arrested!
- What for?
- Everything...
by J.Manstrong January 2, 2017
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