statustician

A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.

That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!

by Astrapto June 9, 2011

statement

someone wishing to stand out by voicing their own opinions. the fact i'm voicing my opinion on this is irrelevant. also attention whoring in the way they dress etc

hey, you hip emo crowd...stop being such a statement. 'cause your not...
people include : anyone with a livewhorenal account, or anyo9ne who is dumb enough to stand up for what they believe in.

by coolification December 6, 2004

Capo Status

Second in command, "The Underboss"

jim jones under cam'rom buy dipset albums

by The Kufi Slapper May 13, 2005

facebook status hijacker

When someone hijacks ur fb status to talk about something completely unrelated!

Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!

by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010

Status

A word that you use after another word to describe someone.

Bnay: "OMG.. look at that guy.."
Binny: "I know.. total nigg status right there.."

by you would January 14, 2007

Rhetorical Statement

Any statement that is intended to not have any feedback, output, or response to it. They aren't usually meant to be funny, but when they are, they're normally just considered sarcasm, and are left trailing off.

1)
A) Damn it's hot outside.
B) I know.
A) Thanks for responding, that was a rhetorical statement.

2)
A) Wow, that chick has huge...
B) Boobs?
A) Killed it, B.

by Domonic May 21, 2008

Ke$ha Status

Noun; Having gone out and partied your ass off multiple times in one week.
Verb; the act of emulating Ke$sha
Noun; The drive of an animal, a true fratski
Noun; immortal status after hooking up with Ke$sha

Ex 1
freshmen scrubs "Your back, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon, where were you last night?"
Fratskis- "We are out at Richs and bhoppin"
scrubs " thats the 4th time this week and its only friday"
Fratski "I'm Ke$ha status bitches!!"

Ex 2
HOtt sorority girl "Lets go out tonight!"
lame girl "we've already gone out 3 times this week, I wanna stay and watch a movie its got.. blah blah..."
Entire sorority "LEts go were ke$sha status tonight!!"

Ex 3
Dudski 1 "Bro omfg its Ke$sha!"
Dudski 2 "I bet you i can hookup"
Dudski 1 "....Dude no way shes ke$ha you cant handle it"
Dudski 2 "Ive got enough loko, vodka, rumski in me for the last 5 days in a row...I got this shyt.. im Ke$sha status biatch!"

later that night Dudski 2 hooks up with Ke$sha and is forever known on campus as Ke$ha status

by 5ofdiamonds December 29, 2010