Staley

A sweet humble girl you just can’t live without. She’ll make you laugh whenever you’re down. She may seem strong, but she has a lot of weakness to herself. Still, she’s a special girl with a unique name.

Chadwick: Yo Staley is so special to me idky
Chris: That’s just the way she is...

by Kawaii Love June 9, 2018

Staley

(Often reffered back to former lead vocalist of Alice in Chains Layne Staley) The term is for when you are taking drugs with someone, but that certain someone accidentially takes to many drugs at once and fucking dies.

Dude...are you okay? Did you just go full Staley on me?

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

Jack Staley

Totally hot guy... he's so nice and always thinks of others before himself...

Pete : My feet are cold!
Jack Staley: Here, have my socks.

by Jiggle Jobbles October 18, 2010

Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

Stanley Steamer

A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!

Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.

by 1337 Sauce! February 25, 2009

Stanley Steamer

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Another name for The Mummy.

Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'

by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005

stanley

scrub, cant dress, dirty

damn Ramon you lookin' straight stanley with them dirty jays on right now man.

by juan hancock May 28, 2009