Definitions by schmookerdingle

Twinkie Express 

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

Twinkie Express by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017

Flat Stanley 

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

Flat Stanley by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014