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Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.

Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.

by schmookerdingle August 29, 2014

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Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.

Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'

by schmookerdingle February 5, 2017

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