Flat Stanley

To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
by schmookerdingle August 30, 2014
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Twinkie Express

The act of pinning one down and dragging your sack across there face while eating a twinkie.
Guy 1: 'That guy is really annoying.'
Guy 2: 'Why don't you give him the ole twinkie express.'
by schmookerdingle February 05, 2017
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