Stanleyed

The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.

Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.

Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!

by crimsoncape January 14, 2024

stanley uris

a pure bean who deserves the world and i will forever be bitter about what happens to him :) portayed by Wyatt Oleff in the 2017 version of Stephen King's IT.

I'll fight Stephen King for what he did to Stanley Uris.

by zoomerichie May 5, 2018

thomas stanley holland

the best human being that has ever lived. Quacksons, Dave the Frog, and Umbrella are only three examples of his greatness.

“Thomas Stanley Holland is my reason for existence”

by hollanderz November 18, 2018

stanleysbloodywater

The best tiktoker on earth. Has a good sense of humor and idk what else but yea.❤️❤️

“ stanleysbloodywater is the best Tiktoker ever”

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Stanley McPeake

Stanley McPeake is an actor most famously known for his appearance on the hit CBBC show Craft Party in which he makes various ‘crafts’ and ‘bakes’.

Did you watch craft party last Sunday at 9:30 on CBBC?

Yeah it was great Stanley McPeake is my fave

by CraftPartyFan183 October 7, 2019

stanley barber

The nicest male around, he accepts his best friends sexuality and Is a bit weird and socially awkward. He is also funny and so uncool that he’s cool. The master of zero fucks and The king of Jellyfishes.

Stanley Barber, he lives down the street from me- Sydney Novak

by Therealstanleybarber March 1, 2020

Dylan Stanley

The type of guy who backs up a piece of shit that says to the son of a sheriff " he's glad he's dead and doesn't care." On the day of said sheriff's burial. A man that kept this d bag and his family safe for years. All because the three fucked the same girl. And two of the three believed her lies out of want if that disgusting loose pussy. Congrats all involved for signing on. You're fucked.

A Dylan Stanley thinks he's a good person ..a smart person. A Dylan Stanley has lied to himself and his loved ones forever.

by JusticeComes4usAll April 14, 2020