Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

by TheRappist June 17, 2016

Stalking

Obsessively observing.

“Was she stalking him?”
“Well, no...but yes.”
“What?”
“I mean, she was obsessively observing him.”

by S Allison October 1, 2019

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

Arse stabbing kink

When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.

I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?

by Oliy londons husbando March 15, 2021