Sperd

Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.

Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.

Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?

Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?

Mike: Exactly.

by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

spud

The scarecrow dude from Bob The Builder

Muck: Oh no, it's that pesky Spud again!
Lofty: Oh nooooo! I'm scared!
Spud and Travis: Ehehehehehehe!

by Kona K. January 28, 2021

cum spud

Something you messed up soo bado that it just spread everywhere and made a mess

You really made a cum spud this time didn't you

by Jonny the fuckstorm January 28, 2017

Rum spud

Somebody who is very sound and an absolute mad cunt.

' You are a rum spud "

by Scavv January 19, 2017

pulled a Spud

Pulling a Spud is the act of pinging an entire Discord Server, accidentally or intentionally, with or without an excuse.

Someone: why was i pinged
Me: somebody pulled a Spud again

by misutarikku July 15, 2018

Spuddle

To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.

Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.

by bob palmer August 17, 2003