splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

Scratting

To rush around in an agitated anxious manner when you have too many things to get done and not enough time. Possibly gendered as most commonly used by busy mums with children, housework and paid jobs to do.

Origin: North Bucks/Bedford?

I bin scratting around all morning

by EleanorQ March 2, 2018

spitting hype

when someones rapping and they arent actually about what their rapping about

hgfdcvb:hey you know tyga he isnt from the hood hes from a good christian nieghborhood
kjhgfd: his songs are straight spitting hype thats why kylie left his ass

by i'M siPPiNg TeA iN Ur SUbuRBs March 14, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

Skretting

Skretting is a surname from Norway. Also found in USA, Germany and Canada. The surmane is from a place called Skretting. The place is on Jæren in Norway. The place is known for farming. Skretting means "bad dirt".

Lars: What is you surname?
Anne: It is Skretting. Anne Skretting.

by seili January 7, 2019

Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”

I know your spitting ink

by Your printing July 20, 2019