nanashi's three sizes

32, 28, and 33 inches, from a relatively small hikikomori.

Charlie: "What are Nanashi's three sizes?"
Scott: "Those are questions that actually matter." sarcasm

by Na_ September 28, 2013

American Chip Spice

A paprika based demigod-level food stuff. Originating in Hull and sprinkled over cooked chips this shit will make you never want to eat regular chips again (swear down)

Dan: "These chips from takeaway are gish"

Jim: "Proper shit man, you know y tho amirite?

Dan: "No american chip spice..."
Jim: "... no fucking chip spice"

"There's hardly any chip spice on these, the radgie at takeaway's done me right over here"

by Bedhed January 12, 2016

Austins pp size over a wopping 7

big pp

Austins pp size over a wopping 7 its big

by pop crackle February 6, 2020

Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

grady sizemore

The hottest center fielder in baseball. He plays nasty defense, can hit the ball, and can steal bases. He produces in every category. He was born Aug. 2, 1982. He was born in Seattle. He is 6ft 2in 205lbs. Nice skin. (hes half black) brown eyes, a smile and dimples that make you melt, and curly hair you want to run your fingers through and yea how about that body and booty WOO! WHAT A HOTTIE!

Grady Sizemore is HOT!

by Fatima24 June 20, 2007

shizerly

adv., being of a bad or shitty nature; like shit

"I feel shizerly this morning after the bars."

"I feel pretty shizerly about what (happened/I did) to your car.

by Conrad Barnes December 14, 2005

shizerfest

One of the most intense, and audibly savage bands on the face of the planet. These underrated advocates for the damned wander through night spreading their disease ridden death metal, scorching the tits off any whom they encounter. Notorious on the underground corpse metal circuit for their use of mind shattering riffs and violent solos. Over the last four years, they have lost, and replaced 7 of their 8 members. Possibly the most hateful and evil bands in existence.

-"Hey Jimmy! did you see the new SHIZERFEST album cover?"
"Ya, my eyes bled for four days straight!"

-" All who have joined in the church of SHIZERFEST will sell they're souls to invest in the stockmarket of doom"

-"W.W.S.D"

by KeenOnJesus September 3, 2008