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SOYOS
British acronym standing for Sort Out Your Own Shit. It can be used in a number of different ways:-
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
1. When a co-worker has made a monumental fuck-up, doesn't know how to deal with it and comes bleating to you expecting you to sort it out'
2. When a friend, acquaintance or relative who is a total retard with a totally incoherent life attempts to give advice on some minor problem you are experiencing.
3. When children who have left the family home and resent any queries from Mum and Dad as to how they are doing make some cock-up and expect sympathy and solutions from their long-suffering parents.
4. When some-one, who should know better makes a decision, makes a ridiculous decision which is detrimental to them, their family or their friends.
In many cases SOYOS can be used in conjunction with when the going gets tough the tough get going.
SOYOS by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015
soyence
Soyence is the abuse of science (or pseudoscience) to push a political agenda. In soyence, data is cherry picked or even invented to prove a supposed point. Anything which contradicts it is ignored, or accused of being patriarchal etc. Unlike real science, it does not tolerate multiple viewpoints, or require proper peer review. Like real science, it does change, but only to support whatever political viewpoint is fashionable this week.
"Have a look at this article in the Guardian which says gravity is a social construct and discriminates against big people."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."
"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."
"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."
"Fact checked by soyence more like."
"Nah, mate, that's just soyence."
"It's really ageist not allowing ten year olds to drive trucks. Scientists say they have great communication skills and spatial awareness."
"That's soyence too."
"Fact check: Humans are just another type of animal, and chimps share 99% of our DNA. Therefore chimps should be given complete human rights."
"Fact checked by soyence more like."
Soydev
The Silicon Valley/ Seattle based soy latte drinking hipster you see at the coffee shop, coding NodeJS on his macbook pro. He only uses a bloated IDE and is too beta to ever touch Vim. This creature will justify his use of a macbook by saying that "it's UNIX based" but at the same time will defend not having a linux machine due to some nonsense reason. GUI everything; it makes him feel safe. #1 aspiration in life is to work for FAANG and will consume any disgusting product or service they sell.
Chad: "August became an IOS soydev because it was hype job title rather than actually being interested in technology."
Soydev by ArchUser1001 June 1, 2020
soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus
The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
and if you don't like this song you must die.
URA!
soybridging
A move made in bedwars (a popular Minecraft mini-game) in which a player is provoked in some sort of way and begins bridging insanely quickly out of rage or panic.
soybridging by Doctor Wojak September 24, 2021