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showersac

An insult - the reversed, in terms of french/english words, version of douchebag
Shut up you showersac!
by dannytee92 May 2, 2010
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Shower-sinking

When someone that has stayed at your home really wants to shower, but doesn't feel like making their way back home yet. So instead they decide to use a sink in your house just to wash their hair, so they can continue doing social things without having to look like a scumbag

Can also be preformed at your own home by yourself when you're either:
A. Straight up lazy
B. In a rush
Man.. I really want to shower but I'm too hungover to walk back to my house right now. Is it cool if I do some Shower-sinking in your kitchen?
by Jabuuu August 6, 2010
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showerfoot

An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.
Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."

Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."
by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011
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Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.
Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie March 23, 2012
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Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack
by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013
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shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.
by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014
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shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER
"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."
by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016
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