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snapping turtle

When having to deficate really bad, have your lover press their tongue between your butt cheeks, then trying to see how many times you can release and pull in the turd before pinching it off in their mouth.
Last night i snapped my turtle 11 times before i pinched it off in tiffany's mouth.

Greg: i just got dumped by my girl
Tony: what for?
Greg: i accidentally played the snapping turtle game when i had diarrhea, i totally shat all over her face.
Tony: That sucks a fat one dude.
by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008
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Sniping Bitches

99 live super sudden death match in SSBM; with the best level for it probably being Hyrule Temple. Possibly the greatest thing ever. Go ahead, try it right now.
Me and my boys enjoy sniping bitches on the weekends, however, I am the one who usually wins.
by A. Mysta September 23, 2008
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slippington

Form of slipping to a major extentington
You got caught slippington
by whatsyourname1993 January 18, 2017
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o sniping

Offensive sniping. In Tribes, and probably other games, where players with no skill snipe enemies at their own base. This often leads to turtling of the flagholder.
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
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snapping tight

an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.

surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
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sniping

The act of liking really old photos or statuses from a friend's profile on facebook. This will make it pop up on everyone's news feed to cause a chain reaction.
Last night I was bored while doing homework so I went on a sniping spree and got everyone real good on facebook.
by flamingchode September 13, 2014
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Skipping Rocks

Guy1: Hey, were y’all skipping rocks back there?
Guy2: Yeah, I stuck it in her butt.
by Mr. Zesty June 6, 2018
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