smoffing

Smoffing is the act of smoking pot and then huffing large amounts of 'dust-off' immediately afterwords. This combination of smoking and using inhalants causes an intense trip where your surroundings become extremely distorted and hallucinations may occur.

person 1: dude, i was SOOO smoffed last night
Person 2: fuck man, im smoffing right now!!
person 1: lucky! you got any smoff left?
Person 2: nah, sorry bro, i smoffed it all already

by burley bob April 28, 2008

smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.

"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."

by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012

Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".

Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.

by Muferrucker June 12, 2017

smofe

Inherently cool or awesome.

"That new paint job on Jake's Mustang is lookin' smofe!"

by Mick E. Sticks May 29, 2019

Smoochie

A Girl/Woman Who Is Excessively Romantic

She Is Very Smoochie; She's Always In Long Term Relationships

by Velvet115 September 6, 2019

smoft

When your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
Also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.

Taylor: My hair is smoft today!!
Me: omg no way!

by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009

Poo-Smoocher

Sucking up to someone,
Polishing apple,
To smooch somebodies poo!
A technique used worldwide, by geeks who wish to attain higher grades than people who can,
a, Play sport
b, Stand sunlight

Pete, Smooched teacher-poo to become head-boy.

"Oh Pete, you Poo-smoocher"

by Mass October 25, 2004