shank you with my oboe

to stab one with an oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe

by dot28_aer February 27, 2009

SHANK'D

An amazing online TV show made by NickShep Productions. Involves simple storylines, kicks in the dick, and of course, random shankings. With Richard Keys and Malik Johnston.

www.myspace.com/nickshepproductions

"Did you watch SHANK'D last night?"

"Yeah, dude, it was fucking awesome!"

by NickShep February 9, 2008

Pie Shank

The art of concealing one or more rusty nails inside of a baked good, such as pie, followed by smashing the pastry into a friend or foe's face causing them excruciating pain, via nails in the face, while bringing wholesome joy to all witnesses. (Remember, it has to be a pastry/baked good or it wont work)

My grandmother baked an apple pie when i specifically asked for pumpkin pie. In a violent act of vengeance i grabbed rusty nails from the garage, stuck them in her apple pie and pie shanked that bitch. (The phrase pie shank is used in the past tense in this definition is used in the past tense)

by Merik Pie August 5, 2010

shank

verb
discrete and rapid thrusts with a sharp object, usually with something homemade or makeshift and usually directed toward to lower torso.

not to be confused with stab.

Rafael shanked his target in the gut with a ballpoint pen as he walked past him on the sidewalk.

by Action Steve July 29, 2006

shank master

The best shankar in tha worldz

Skitty is like the shank master tbh

by Paul Poon April 13, 2008

Shank

To cut or slice or a knife or slicing tool

Chevy Shank.
I'mma shank you, nigguh!

by Tak0 February 18, 2003

Shank

to pull someones pants down without out them knowing ur gona do it prior to the act

u wear sweatpants u better tie em cuz i'll shank ur ass!

by *april December 30, 2004