skate park reject

Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.

"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024

EA. Skate 3.

A game that people play because they cant skate on a goddamn skateboard.

Jake Paul:can you do darkcatch EA. Skate 3. oooohhhhohhh????

Me: Go fuck yourself

by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

fake skate

Gamers that play skateboarding games like Skater XL. Most of them have their in-game character on Instagram and post footage there. Some of it went over to the mobile app True Skate and other console games like Session.
Adding to the personalities, there are also frake skate "companies" designing downloadable custom content for the games supporting it. Most of them are non profit.

I run a fake skate company.
Tony is a fake skater playing session or skater xl.

by toketwo.ts April 23, 2022

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 4, 2018