shitzam

exclamation

When you don't want to say the s-word, so you add "zam."

SHITZAM! My phone battery's at 3%!

by allieh acob August 21, 2016

Shnitted

The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.

Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.

by casterfields August 15, 2016

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 23, 2016

Shnit

The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.

Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.

by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 19, 2016

Schnitzengrübs

A compound pseudo-German usage of 'Schitz', which means "to slice/segment" and 'Grüb', which is a truncation of "Grüben" meaning to meet yet really a corruption of 'Grub' meaning "to dig/pit".
It is an alternate form of the usage "Schnitzengruben" from the movie Blazing Saddles, and as such may have elements of humor (including double entendre) involved.

It is simply another way of saying "aw shucks" or "cut the garbage". It is also a hearty alternative to shouting expletives and cussing.

Ah Schnitzengrübs, I just missed my ride and have to wait another 20 minutes.

by Blānk man October 15, 2016

shnizel

a German word for a big cock.

i gave your mom the weiner shnizel last night

by THE.REAL.ONE January 9, 2017

Shitzkrieg

A series of short, fast, and powerful spurts of explosive diarrhea, wreaking havoc on the toilet and all surrounding areas.

Person 1: Dude, why does it smell like a cow's ass in there?

Person 2: Sorry, I forgot to warn you, I pulled a shitzkrieg ten minutes ago.

by Seahorse Trash March 7, 2017