1 definition by slimmyflimmyjimmy
The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.
Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.
by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 20, 2016