Shwingle

Shwingle is a portmanteau of Waynes World 'shwing' (denoting an attractive person) and 'single', shwingle.

Therefore Swhingle is a hot single person.

Tom: She's so giving you the eye! Shes 'shwing' hot man, go for it.

Dave: Nah, shes got a boyfriend.

Tom: I heard she just split with her boyfriend, she's totally shwingle!

Dave: Done!

by Attractive Male A August 20, 2009

singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.

Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.

by The Singleite January 13, 2011

Single-hander

Someone who has had sex with between one and five people, i.e. they can count their sexual partners on a single hand.

If I had your luck, I'd still be a single-hander.

by SFMG November 13, 2012

Singleton Cheeks

Sunken in cheeks as a result of methamphetamine use. The first visible sign that a person uses methamphetamine due to loss of appetite and consequent loss of muscle tissue and fat in the face. The longer the use, the more pronounced the vertical indentation to the cheek. Eyes that appear to be "bugged" out, visible sores from picking at the skin, and loss of teeth develop after the appearance of Singleton cheeks.

It's obvious that guy is a meth addict, look at his Singleton cheeks.

by Street Sweeper December 7, 2012

Shinkled

Get turnt beyond all repair; not knowing whom you are anymore. Acronym to, "fucked".

Yo, I got so Shinkled last night, I woke up in the front yard cuddling with a ficus.

by Burrenden January 3, 2015

shinklenox

a rare breed of skunk and a fox. Only found in Panama City, FL

I saw the shinklenox running around.

by skunkfox July 1, 2014

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014