Semenitis

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.

Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

semen demon

a male/female that loves semen a lot

guy1: yo my girls a semen demon!!
guy2: thats soo cool so she swallows?
guy1: HELL YA

by THE DEAN22 February 9, 2012

steamin' for semen

when a girl, or perhaps a gay dude, really really want to get some dick. Also this word is a synonym of gagging for it.

Dude, Emiko was steamin' for semen last night. Yeah Dave could have been her boner doner.

by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

salmon scented semen sucker

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

screaming for semen

to plead for sex from a man.

She is so horny she screaming for semen.

by Aftershave June 16, 2007

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006