scrote-leys

conjuntion of 'scrotum' and 'oakleys'

When you get a blowjob, and the girls head hanging over the edge of the bed, and your balls rest on her eyes, like she is wearing your sack for sunglasses.

The other night Gabe gave the 'tramp tramp' a pair of scrote-leys. His balls were slapping her in the eyes repeatedly.

by sporkins November 7, 2008

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Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

by Denis T August 16, 2008

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Scrovery

A person who's gender remains a mystery due to horrible genetics and overall lack of hygiene. Combination of scrotum and ovary.
Scrovery is typically explained with the illustirous title of "It".

Adam: Whoa, what a scrovery!
Lazos: Huh?
Patrick: You can't tell if they have a scrotum or ovaries.
Lazos: Word.

by simplicity1337 December 24, 2008

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Name of a huge dickbag who thinks he's the shit at everything, can never be wrong and always has to be the best at whatever anyone else is doing (even though he isn't), also commonly refferred to as "Poto" which is pretty much a raccoon.

Guy 1: "Ahh man you know that human flagpole you and I have been doing?"

Guy 2: "Yea what about it?"

Guy 1: " well Scrotethroat tried and did it all wrong, then tried to tell me his way was better"

Guy2: "Oh, what a dickbag"

by A Humble Dood July 19, 2011

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