salmon

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon

by ziley December 6, 2006

Seymon

An awesome girl with Colgate teeth who generally works at KFC during her teens. She has long dark hair.

Girl: Omg who is that girl in KFC drive through with the long brown hair?

Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.

by Scriptures October 20, 2018

Szymon’s special breakfast

Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.

“Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-

by Chemist92 February 27, 2020

salmonussy

A Salmon’s pussy.

Who needs their salmonussy are??

by Nightlurker August 4, 2021

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

sayonee

A pretty girl but surely destructive, tending to be rebellious and chivalrous. She makes everyone do her work when she wants it that way, sweet and simple, yet a complete show off. She'll be a good friend and help you to hid bodies and stuff if you mess up, but don't mess with her, or else she knows where to hide your body.

Beware of your words, or Sayonee will take care of them.

by Ayyo123 April 20, 2015

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008