Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.

You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.

by TheJoxter May 6, 2019

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Swiss yummy

Getting a bit of the cockadooky on the old grandma jones machine. Then using it to finish on the bean bag jones.

Gave her the ol Swiss yummy.

by Bricklayer Jones January 17, 2025

swiss turn

When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.

Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”

by Codrick January 21, 2018

Swiss Cheese Raincoat

When a Woman pole holes in the rubber

I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat

by Starlet Johnson March 14, 2023

Swissed off

When you're pissed off because you are, or somebody else is late (based on the Swiss attitude to punctuality)

Riley: You'd better hurry up and go to class

Matt: Yeah, or my lecturer's gonna get real Swissed off

by Klaudius Lindqvist October 23, 2023