booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

Creep Seats

The row of chairs used for viewing at the back of the yoga studio.

Fred enjoyed the view from the Creep Seats at the yoga studio.

by Snow Biscuit April 18, 2024

Lussy Sawatsky

Lussy sawatsky is very best person in all illinoises. She is the oh so dapper and always the fun time. Be awaere, since Lussy Sawatsky can come to wolf in night time in a big white moon. She can kill anybuddies that mess in her path with her big wolf teeths and klaws. But lussy is a kind and hearty girl deep down. Most beautiful of all the. And she will smile on my face and I am in love with all Lussy.

Person 1: Wow, have you saw that? What was?
Person 2: No be worry! That was a lussy sawatsky! No harm.

by Juliaacuryah May 28, 2025

Switch Seats

Some dumb shit Dpac keeps dragging

In an Epic game of Fortnite Brady said “switch seats” to Dpac so Brady could drive. However due to Dpac’s IQ level being below average, he was very confused on the meaning of “Switch Seats”. Even though Dpac has a IQ of 71, his meat size is 9.8 inches and the diameter of his head is 55 inches. So don’t underestimate Dpac and his cousins come over every week so he can rarely leave the house. “busy nga”
Another variation of the “Switch Seats” meme is “Switch Pizza” after Dpac questioned the Pizza his teammate Neel Patel was making.

by 67demon41 September 29, 2025

Snags n Swags

a gathering of 7-15 people who fang round in shitbox cars, have a snag or 3 for tea, drive the shitbox cars for a bit more, light a massive fucking fire and then throw shit at old mate, followed by camping in swags.

how was snags n swags on the weekend? fuckin tops old mate

by old mate mort January 27, 2013

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 8, 2020