sodochism

n. in the Catholic church, a boys-only, catechism-like class that always culminates in the sodomizing of the participants by a horny-bastard priest who could never get a girlfriend

My dad was so pissed that I'd signed up for sodochism that he called our family physician, who came to our house and sewed my anus shut right on our pool table.

by Denver EdmondsDe September 18, 2018

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018

smoccasion

A smoking occasion; an occasion centered on smoking recreational drugs, particularly marijuana.

Guy: We've got heaps of smoccasions in the next 2 weeks, maybe we should get a full ounce?
Girl: Definitely, especially for my nan's 80th.

by Tommy Hispeed December 18, 2018

Smooch

The act of needing or wanting something from someone.

DE: Yo my Uber is here - Catch you all at the Blues game

JR: Fam, can I smooch up into that?

DE: For sure homie

by RizzleRyan June 13, 2019

SMDOL

smdol stands for shaking my dick out loud

haya: dude lets make smdol a thing

shahad: yooo that will be pretty fucking awesome smdol

by _idk_lol_hahaha June 21, 2019

smocused

Smoking certain types of marijuana that enable acute focus on the task.

I have a whole lot of paperwork to do, so let me get smocused here.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019