Shrinkle

The setting on a dryer that you would use to keep clothes from shrinking and wrinkling and the same time. The come out moist and terrible to wear.

When Nicole washes Justin's clothes, she makes sure that she won't shrinkle them when put in the dryer.

by CadillacFrank October 23, 2017

Shrinkled

Combination of shriveled and wrinkled

She was a 100 year old woman but her shrinkled face was glowing with a life lived beautifully.

by Elrixie October 24, 2017

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018

shrinker

Person who's dick shrinks when they have an erection.

"I thought he had a huge dick, turns out he's a shrinker."

by NotAShrinker February 19, 2018

Shrinky mcwinky

A shrivelled yo winky that looks like a wet paper bag it is most common with Middle Aged women and is a serious disorder for the mentally retarded as they start carrying there young in their shrinky mcwinky this in turn suffocates the child lowering the Brain capacity of these fellow retards

Me:“Doctor I have the T word!”
Doctor:”no it cannot be......A SHRINKY MCWINKY!”
Me:yes and I carry my 24 year old son in it like a baby kangaroo”
Doctor: your dad hits you

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019