386

To reply to an overly argumentative person with a link to the XKCD cartoon captioned "someone is WRONG on the Internet". So named because the cartoon is #386 in the XKCD archive.
"Oh, yes, you 386'ed me. How ... special."
by qwrrty July 30, 2009
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shrinkwrapping carpet

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.
by qwrrty May 10, 2019
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