qwrrty's definitions

shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

386

To reply to an overly argumentative person with a link to the XKCD cartoon captioned "someone is WRONG on the Internet". So named because the cartoon is #386 in the XKCD archive.

"Oh, yes, you 386'ed me. How ... special."

by qwrrty July 30, 2009