Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

Chocolate Run

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.

"Damn, I really had to fly on that chocolate run, or I might have soiled myself."

by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015

Taco Run

an group gathering at any eating place, especially between orchestra members

Joel:"Hey Jill, you joining us for the Taco run?"
Jill:"Yeah, fo sho! Where at?"
Joel:"Oh idk, anywhere we can eat."

by domothev December 18, 2012

run dos run

Phrase to signify a joke is not funny.

a: C:\dos..

b: run dos run, its' crap, stfu.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Cool Runnings

Peace be the journey

catch up with you later, cool runnings

by Maynard G. June 5, 2011

run a fade

To "fade" someone is essentially the same as beating someone, be it singularly or in a group. The phrase "run a fade" is usually used during a confrontation, or if the confrontation is planned. To "run" said fade means that the belligerent parties will meet at another location to fight, or if one party is asking the other if they want the fight to start right then and there.

"I ain't even playin' with you or your boys' shit no more. You wanna run a fade or not?"

by PregnantPickle October 16, 2005