Researcher

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020

Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)

When someone you see frequently repeats a noticeable outfit to an embarrassing level. It usually occurs when others find themselves saying "Oh no, not that outfit again!..He/She just wore that!" Or R.O.D can occur when someone wears the same outfit for a similair function repeatedly, for example if someone wears the same exact every time that there is an important work function.

"Not the pink dress with the silver shoes again, that's the second Monday in a row - Man, she has a bad case of "Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)"

by Quandushi December 16, 2009

Reeaz

A stupid boy who when excited, tends to "piss on their" girlfriend. Cheating, lying and a miserable cock are tendencies of the reeaz species. Also known as sperm duct or spee. Reeaz's often resemble a mix between shrek and donkey resulting in Shronkey! Reeaz's used to be fun but spending your time with a Reeaz nowadays is like drowning yourself in a piss stinking ocean of fire.

Phone Conversation:
(Margaret has been in all day, her phone rings. It is Reeaz)
Reeaz: Hey beeeatch, guess what I did today!
Margaret: What? (Margaret doesn't give a shit)
Reeaz: Oh, I just smoked sheisha with a bunch of slags, It was good!!
(Margaret, violently begins to jab a large cuticle remover into the screen of her phone)
Reeaz: What is that noise?
Margaret: Ohh...erm... it's my radiator.
Reeaz: what's wrong with it?
Margaret: ermm...It's broken?
(Margaret begins to piss herself laughing)
Reeaz: Kaay, i'm gone yeah.

by duttybeverly July 29, 2009

Release

Word used to express the fact that you really can't be bothered to deal with someone or something, out of sheer desperation or disappointment. If someone tells you "release", you should just f**k off.

"-Man I really am sorry I slept with yo girl
-Release, release"

"-Dude your mom is really hot
-Release bro"

by TheSauceHomie January 27, 2021

Do your research

An aphorism intended to be used by any intellectual to tell someone to get to know their subject better before spreading outright BS.

Unfortunately, the phrase has more often than not been abused by internet trolls, zealots and narcissists as a hilariously hypocritical thought-terminating cliché. If used by trolls, they will go even further and link the same exact sources that you would have used against them, thereby deliberately angering you even more.

This phrase can also be used satirically, facetiously or sarcastically. In this case that is totally fine.

▼Correct/Benevolent usage▼
John: Eyy bro! Glad we could meet up at the mall. Wait, where's your mask?

Robbie: Eh I forgot it at home, but I figured I wouldn't get covid anyway cause I got the vaccine. Besides there's not many people here.
John: Bro wtf? Do you not know what the masks are really for? Please do your research man.

▼Incorrect/Malevolent Usage▼
Troll: I can't wait till that new Xperia phone comes out! I love that they are using a 144hz display.
User 1: Are you joking? It states everywhere that the display is 120hz, not 144hz.
Troll: Do your research bud. Clearly you must be trolling.
User 1: I did and you are wrong. Trolling?? LMFAO hypocrite.
Troll: *sends a link to Sony's website which blatantly states that the display is 120hz* Here's your proof bud, it says 144hz. How does it feel to be wrong?
User 2: Ugh somebody report this troll please.

▼Satirical/Facetious/Sarcastic Usage▼
Friend 1: Probably the most stupid vine I ever saw was that kid who kept saying 9+10=21.
Friend 2: What?! Are you telling me you don't know that 9+10=21?? Do your research girl! Haha.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006