Release

Word used to express the fact that you really can't be bothered to deal with someone or something, out of sheer desperation or disappointment. If someone tells you "release", you should just f**k off.

"-Man I really am sorry I slept with yo girl
-Release, release"

"-Dude your mom is really hot
-Release bro"

by TheSauceHomie January 27, 2021

relaxer

The word relaxer means to straighten a back persons hair. It takes the kink and nappyness out of the hair, but it is greasy

Sharey bought no lye relaxer and now her hair is straight

by preppy princess April 23, 2005

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

Jermey Reflex

When you are a man! A real man and your manliness is so huge that you physically make girls throw up during/after sex.

IE: you have a huge penis.

Pull over I need to throw up- Girl1
Why? - Girl2
He just hit my Jermey Reflex- Girl2

Wow, he's huge- Girl1
You mean he hit you're Jermey Reflex- Girl2
Yeah it was like a Louisville Slugger- Girl1

by Ace something June 13, 2011

release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

relaxterbate

What Wes does all weekend.

Wes is not too lazy to relaxterbate.

by magicalheather September 22, 2004

max and relax

to relax to the max!

"After work, I'm just goin to max and relax." "We were all max'n and relax'n at the pool last Sunday."

by Zee's Mom June 9, 2009