rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005

Rectal Reaper

1)Particulary a homo that sticks his penis into a rectum.

2)An insult towards someone being an asshole

1)Harder you dirty rectal reaper!!!!

2)Dammit Joe why you gotta be such a rectal reaper sometimes?

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010

Reitan

Is the hottest family name ever. Every Reitan member is unique, beautiful, attractive and cool. Reitan is both artistic and business wise.

You are so cool, you must be a Reitan!

by reit September 29, 2011

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007

rectanglelationship

Involves 4 people within none are happy. All of the their affections are misdirected. Much more complicated and destructive than a love triangle.

Me: I like Jason but he likes Emily who likes Mike who likes me! This rectanglelationship sucks!

by JessicaBlogs July 24, 2009

Rectanus

Rectum and Anus.

I'm not sure if it was my rectum or my anus. So I'll just call it my Rectanus.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009