Random Word Button 

The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!

Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!

Random Word Button by NeonKnigtZ666 September 11, 2013

random bamtush 

A person who has been getting messy on the sessel, some would say a David Courtney clone

Couts you random bamtush

random bamtush by tj brobs January 12, 2005

Random Stickup 

An erection, without any sexual activity, stimulation, or intention.

I can't believe I am getting a random stickup in the middle of math!

Random Stickup by Laygnaw Manos February 11, 2009

random o'clock 

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.

You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"

random o'clock by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

random grenade

When some one throws a random grenade across the map because they know where the other team spawns!

Bro1: dude i just got killed by a random grenade!
Bro2: the other team must suck
Bro1: looking at the killcam he didnt even see me, he threw from the other side of the map
Bro2: oh i killed him, he ran out of grenades!

random grenade by killerklein February 26, 2008

Random Breast Tester

One who tests random breasts either by sucking, fondling or caressing the breasts orally and physically.

Trance

Random Breast Tester by Trance baby :D March 22, 2003

Random Dancing 

Only the seriously humor deprived and/or mentally retarded actually find this to be funny.

On the Nickelodeon show iCarly, "randomly" words will appear on the screen, and the main characters will start dancing. Then the laughtrack plays.

No one laughs.

(voice from above): RANDOM DANCING!!!
(cast of iCarly): *start dancing awkwardly*
Me: Is this supposed to be funny?

Random Dancing by iPaul August 23, 2009