Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the 7th day, God super queefed humanity into existence

by tanner atwater September 25, 2007

Queef

A pussy fart!

She queefed on my chode.

by Lover May 19, 2003

queef

some hoe farting out their vagina

uh oh, queefy

by d5unk December 1, 2019

Queefer McBeaver

Anyone who can make a girl Queef on demand.

Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you cum"
Girl: "none"
Queefer McBeaver: "how many times did you queef"
Girl: "50"

by moke murder August 4, 2011

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.

dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.

by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008