queef sniffer

A person who fucking smells a queef, or a pussy fart.

I was fucking some hoe in the ass just waiting for her to queef so I could quickly hop over and be the queef sniffer I am and take a whiff of that fart.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

dust queef

A gaseous vaginal discharge from a source that has not maintained itself for the last 15 years, to the point where it has gathered dust.

Andy went down on Raven and she blasted him in the face with a dust queef

by dec0de December 19, 2006

Queef Juice

A splooshy juicy excretion from the vagina. Usually white or clear.

I was suprised to find queef juice all over her panties.

by Adrian October 15, 2003

queef soap

when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef

Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells fresh.

by queef sucker November 19, 2006

queef a bubble

v: to queef a bubble or get upset similar to twisting your panties or throwing a fit aka: q a b

if my mom knew i smoked she would queef a bubble

by narcelptic buble January 1, 2004

Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car

(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!

by mv78754 October 7, 2010