peedoodled

So excited you nearly put your pants on upside down

I was so peedoodled before the ceremony I near put my pants on upside down."

-mr scatter: the ballad of Lucy whipple

by Thewordbirdturd May 15, 2015

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Predator Missile

Getting an erection at a daycare.

1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.

2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.

by KoalaMan17 September 19, 2016

Peredim

A young hip hop artist from Dallas, Georgia

-Yo you heard of that new rapper Peredim?
-Yeah man that shits fire!

by TheHandleSheCantLetGoOfIt February 12, 2017

Predaflam

A flamingo with a predator's instincts (Predaflam)

Have you seen a Predaflam before?

by RYEBREAD101 February 23, 2017

Preader

It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)

The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.

by lionheartsq June 4, 2017

Preader

It is said of the woman who takes pictures with books even without needing to know how to read but with the right filter and a good angle of her breasts. (Pornstar + Reader)

The new book that the preader has in the photo is upside down, but hell, what good lighting is the one that has its left breast.

by lionheartsq June 5, 2017