Potatoe

A retard. Someone of low intelligence. May claim higher intelligence.

You're too potatoe to communicate properly.

by Liberty rockstar July 13, 2015

The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009

Potatosack

a slang term for condom. generally used in a group when one is talking about using one to a friend or needs one from a friend but does not want a person or persons in the group to know what he is talking about.

Rudy: bro i need a potatosack, i might FINALLY get some this weekend and i need to be prepared, you feel me?

Javy: dude for weezy? id help you out, you know that, but ive only got one left...sorry...

Rudy: whatever, i'll just drop by the drugstore or somethin tomorrow. peace

by Yung Funy June 21, 2008

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 10, 2004

Pottoes

Smoking pot while sucking toes aggressively.
toe sucking

I'll show what these pottoes skills can do to Nicki Minaj's beautiful toes.

by Oniko Miraj February 20, 2020

fried potatoe guy

The biggest badass that ever lived. Works at the Lambert's cafe in the Gulf Shores area. Always triumphs over Okra guy.
Will fight Okra guy for 20 dollars.

Person 1: Hey look! It's fried potatoe guy!

Person 2: What's so great about that guy?

Person 1: He serves fucking fried potatoes!!!

Person 2: What about Okra guy?

Person 1: Fuck that guy! This is fried potatoe territory! Don't even get me started on that bitch Maccoroni and Tomatoe woman.

Peter Pan guy: You forgot your food! *Skips away with his animals friends*

by Lavigne246 May 30, 2009

caito potatoe

Eyebrow queen of the Southern Hemisphere

I love Caito potatoe so much. Her eyebrows are so groovy

by adoreable delano January 14, 2017