Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...
Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.
by reborn925 November 18, 2012
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The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
Dude you killed me!”
Get pooted.”
by Getpooted December 17, 2021
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december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window
by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022
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A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.
What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!
by bum dharma July 22, 2010
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The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it
“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot
by Swaglord43 September 7, 2020
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A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty
gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip
by OCaesarC December 24, 2010
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