Police officer

Police officers are criminals that make up laws

The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Police cruzer

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010

Booty police

Guys that stop other guys that are looking for men's booty.

I am going to call the booty police on Kevin because he is always on the hunt.

by john doetttt April 14, 2008

Police Brutality

The one thing to brighten up a dull day is when you see police brutality on the news. Loads of coppers beating seven shades of shit out of some dumb-ass students. Rock on!

Police brutality gives me a raging boner.

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Troll Police

An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.

"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend

by Troll Police Officer #1 May 8, 2010

lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007

intimacy police

anyone who vows to make extinct hallway PDAs in public high schools. can be anyoen by simply yelling "PDA!" neer the PDAers

look at all those people making out. we deffinately need some intimacy police.

by whitey138 January 20, 2005