pissonmyhead

well doesn't that just stink?

got in my car, all ready to go, and realized i left something in the house i need. PISSONMYHEAD!!!

baking cookies and didn't hear the timer go off... PISSONMYHEAD!!!!

got pulled over for speeding... PISSONMYHEAD!!!

by marie455 December 9, 2007

pisson

freshman.

Stupid little pissons.
Go from being the shit to a pisson.

by b-rad an shaslob December 26, 2009

Poison

A flaw, a bad ingredient, something disgusting.
Towards things: Not good for you/your health
Towards a person: Not attractive, obese, too much make-up, no make-up, acne

"I'm not eating that poutine it's poison" or "Man, I can't do it, she's poison"

by Beanns February 28, 2014

dirty poison dart frog

when you ejaculate in a woman's vagina slurp it back out and then spit it in her face

dude she was being such a bitch during sex last night, that i decided to give her a dirty poison dart frog

by jackgasm July 22, 2012

Poison

the most bad-ass, gothic guy in the planet! who is known for his singing, being better than jerry prejean.

Jerry:"hey, Poison"
Poison:"hey, jerry"

by Mr.LOP January 22, 2011

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018

poisonous creeper

someone that is really weird

Kodi and Raven are Poisonous Creepers

by kodi222 April 9, 2008