Penguin

A flightful animal that has the power to either destroy or bring peace to the world...

Don't mess with the penguins.

by MikeYL November 26, 2007

heavy metal penguin kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was awesome!

by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008

Chief Piggum

(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.

"Ah, naw see hear. You're under arrest see, for grand larceny, see. Also for, DOA. Or was it DUI?"

by G-Union July 28, 2003

Penguin-wrapper philosophy

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.

Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."

by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003

Penguined

To be fooled. To anticipate something and being let down. Someone or something psyching you out. An event or action reaching climax and nothing happens. The origin of this comes from when your pants are around your ankles, and a prostitute begins to give head. Then just when you are about to pop, she stops and walks away. Then you start to run after her like a penguin because your pants are still around your ankles, and sadly shouting come back.

I thought the bus would stop for us, but we just got penguined. I thought I knew who the killer was, but the movie penguined me because I was wrong.

by Step On My Cubes June 3, 2010

Penguin

Adjective
i.e. feeling penguin
The desire to waddle around, flapping occasionally and sliding on your stomach. Multiple people feeling 'penguin' in the same area have the tendency to huddle.

Person 1: I'm feeling so penguin today
Person 2: Me too! Let's huddle!

by Midnight Storm October 24, 2012

club penguin

Club Penguin is a flash animation game, similar to RuneScape, but geared towards children. It is a wonderful little safe environment with strong word filters and other safety features. It was made for children to have fun and interact whilst remaining safe. puffles were introduced as pets in Club Penguin.

Do you have a club penguin account. My penguin's name is Crazy Happy. Add me as a buddy.

by McHobbes July 21, 2006