Amateur Pilot

Another name for one who is middle eastern.

As a man with a turban walked by he screamed "Run for your lives its an Amateur Pilot!"

by Urban Informer June 17, 2007

pilot error

A pilot error is a pregnant flight attendant

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.

by Gert Barr April 5, 2021

german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

Twenty one pilots

A person and or people stressed out.

My landlord got me all twenty one pilots over rent!

by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

Pilot

Lazy, irresponsible and possibly dangerous individuals that happen to fly airplanes.

I’m so sick of having to pick up after the dumb pilots.

by Jack A S August 24, 2019