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Periodic Table

An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.
by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020
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Period bush

The bush a woman grows while on her period, because there's no point in shaving until it's over.
When he felt her period bush, he knew she wouldn't be dtf for another day or two.
by MishyTheFishy May 16, 2011
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Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
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period fart

when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.
oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??
by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008
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man period

The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

Symptoms Include:
-fear of reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it
-the OPPOSITE of helpful
"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."

"Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he's not secretly angry..he hasn't replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."
by shanellek December 13, 2008
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Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.
Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.
by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019
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Period Cup

invented by youtube celebrity, Shane Dawson. In his video, it's a cup of blood from Bella Swan's period to stop Edward Cullen from leaving her because he wants her blood, but doesn't want to kill her. Yes, this is his personal ending for New Moon.
Bella: "Wait Edward, you can just have a period cup!"
by TheScrapDog August 16, 2009
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