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period fart 

when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.
oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??

Period poops 

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.
Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.
Period poops by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019

Period Cup

invented by youtube celebrity, Shane Dawson. In his video, it's a cup of blood from Bella Swan's period to stop Edward Cullen from leaving her because he wants her blood, but doesn't want to kill her. Yes, this is his personal ending for New Moon.
Bella: "Wait Edward, you can just have a period cup!"
Period Cup by TheScrapDog August 16, 2009

Period’t 

I like him period’t”

Wtf hoe”
Period’t by DADDYASF10 May 15, 2018

period ecstasy 

The elation one feels when his sexual partner has their period and knows she is not pregnant. The man is then perfectly fine with putting up with any of his girl's bitchiness due to the fact that he is in a state of period ecstasy. The should not be confused with period heart attack in which case the man dies inside when his sexual partner misses their [period[.
Girl: I had my period!
Boy: THANK YOU GOD!!!
Girl: Now let's talk about my day...
Boy: I'm in a state of period ecstasy so sure..
period ecstasy by Art M. Typal October 20, 2011

period fart 

A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.
Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.
period fart by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010