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Pendejo

Spanish obscenity for stupid. Literally, it means pubic hair, or cunt hair. If you call someone a pendejo, you’re implying that he has the intelligence of a pubic hair.
Conocí a un pendejo gringo que pensaba que pendejo signafica simplemente "stupid", y no entendía que se considera una obscenidad.
by JohnnyCNote March 5, 2019
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pendejoness

Ske always uses the pendejoness instructions at work. Always tries to use bigger words, like calling dirt medium instead of dirt.
by CdinDenver July 7, 2019
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Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.
Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after
by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020
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Pence

When a megalomaniac leader takes revenge against an ally who wasn't willing to go along with his illegal plans
Trump can't win the general. DeSantis can. DeSantis can't win the primary because trump won't let him.

DeSantis is going to force trump to run because trump can't stand the thought of DeSantis beating biden when trump lost to him. This is especially true given bidens declining approval ratings.. There's no way trump is going to allow DeSantis to receive what trump sees might be an easy win.. Trump will wait till the last hour to run so that DeSantis will already have expended much energy and resources to the point that it will be humiliating for DeSantis to back out. Trump actually wants DeSantis to not back out so he can "Pence" him.
by Amy H154 April 7, 2022
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Mike Pence Special

A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.

Buddy: How did it go?

Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019
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pendeen

pendeen is a lovely place where everybody is friends and it has no crime no inbreds no pikey's no guns shanks robbings just weed no crack heads or injecters !!
that girl is so fit she must come from pendeen
by the king of pendeen August 5, 2011
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Pendejo

Spanish for a person whose partner is cheating on them and everyone knows but that person.
Last night Martha screwed Hector and Tony and here's Ramon taking her out for Valentine's Day. What a pendejo!
by D-Spice September 13, 2016
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