cabbage patch kids

generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.

"jenny's hot, but she's such a snobby bitch! what's her problem?"
"she a cabbage patch kid"

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 26, 2007

Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

girl patch

The female pubic region.

I'd like to dive into her (attractive female's) girl patch and never come out.

by Roy\00 December 1, 2007

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008

sour patch party

Limits? None. Sour patch parties are for the ladies and gentlemen with an elegant wild side. The actual theme is open for interpretation. Dress for things to get weird.

"Dude, did you hear about that sour patch party that got busted up last night?"

"I thought they went from sour to sweet?"

by 4Abbot5 January 22, 2014

sour patch kids

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner

After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.

by SourBalls November 13, 2009