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rockstar parking

parking in the first or second spot nearest to the destination.

parking in the closest spot available to your destination (not including handicapped designated areas).

parking right next to the door or the building.
Check out my rockstar parking spot!

I got a rockstar parking spot!
by 2loki September 2, 2005
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packing a minivan

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf
Last night I was totally packing a minivan
by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008
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parking your lunch

When one is in a "touching cloth" situation,there is no alternative but to "park one's lunch" ie: go for a shit.
"I'm off to the bogs to park my lunch!"
by Darran Pritchard October 20, 2003
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parking lot surfing

Driving through connected parking lots to avoid traffic or otherwise the hassle of driving on the proper roadway.
I was able to get from Walmart to Gamestop in no time, despite rush hour traffic with the help of a little parking lot surfing.
by mechafroggie June 20, 2008
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Parkin Out

Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!

Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!
by PixieRose April 2, 2009
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Parking Lot Vulture

Person who circles around a parking lot in their vehicle looking and waiting for anyone that is getting into their vehicle to leave so the "vulture" may immediately take the spot. This is usually done because the "vulture" is too lazy to take a spot further away from the entrance. Universities and large chain stores are usually full of parking lot vultures much like a desert is full of actual vultures.
Person 1: I was dropping some things off in my car this morning after I went to the gym and someone was stopped right behind me. Then they peeled out after they saw that I was just dropping things off to my car.

Person 2: Sounds like you were almost a classic victim to a Parking Lot Vulture.

Person 1: Those people are dicks.

Person 2. Yes. Yes they are.
by WhattheChuck April 17, 2013
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Easy Pickins

A person who is pure bitch made. Someone may use this term if they make someone there son or daughter in a sport or activity.
Did you see that Dylan Burrowes kid? Yeah, he’s easy pickins.
by DBurr69420 April 21, 2023
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