Noser

A guy with a very large nose. The tip of their nose is like a clown's red nose. It's very wide, red and shiny. The people with nosers hang out with girls a lot. They get boners on their noses.

Liz: OMG! Bob's nose is so huge! He always hangs out with Lilly.
Tom: Yeah, that's why he has a noser!
Liz: LOL

by TheRedNoseReindeer May 10, 2011

nasterbating

nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.

Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.

by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013

Nester

Nester Likes birthday game party

Nester Likes birthday game party

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

Frosting the Nostril

Ejaculating into ones nostril filling it to compasity!

Ted- "Sorry i'm busy Frosting the Nostril."

by Ginja66 April 2, 2011

nostricle

When a woman/man is giving oral sex to a man, and his scrotum, at any point, rests on the nose of said person.

She said it was not the nostricle that choked her up, but, in fact, the smell.

by Ford Adams August 24, 2004

Blue Noser

Somebody who sucks up to cops way too much.

These blue nosers need to realize that wearing a uniform doesn't make somebody a saint.

by Logic316us February 23, 2009

Nosterud

A person who is being full of themselves, such as thinking they own their nieghborhood.

"That Nosterud over there thinks I can't park my car near her house." or "Wow, they are being immature, way to act like a Nosterud!"

by BamBamTheMuffinMan January 21, 2009