Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

Secret nerd girl

A girl who looks like your average every day diva/girly girl/barbie/sweetheart but secretly reads long novels, plays video games, spends half her life on the computer.Possibly wears glasses and dyes her hair blonde and may be seen hiding in the library shelves.

'dude did you see that chick...she had a book wtf?'
'man..thats your typical Secret nerd girl'
'sweet'
'yuh...i heard she likes video games and can kick ass'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

Nerd

Not Even Remotely Dorky

To Me Nerd stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky so thank you thank you very much.

by NerdMan January 3, 2013

Special needs

A term used to refer to someone with either an intellectual disability or, in a broader context, any condition that may pose problems in an educational setting, which can include non-behavioural or learning disorders, e.g., diabetes.

A statement of special needs absolutely does not imply retardation.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

nerd gangster

Book smart meets street smart; the nerd gangsta is the ultimate combination for a couple of reasons:

You can call your gangster friends to beat the crap out of another nerd that may have stole one of your yugioh cards

You can call one of your nerd friends to back you up in a logical argument against some gangster claiming that he can shoot two people with the same bullet OR you can ask your nerd friend to help you perform the correct calculations so that you can receive your daily fix of marijuana for the lowest price possible so that you don't get ripped off

Your clothes can range from baggy jeans/bandanas to knitwear/pocket protectors, providing you with the ability to blend in to practically any crowd

You can cuss out your teachers whilst still maintaining an average grade of 96.7% on your report card

You can apply the skills you learned in Chemistry class to open up your very own meth lab and sell the finest crystal meth possible to all your gangster friends

You can use your computer skills to hack into government databases/perform credit card fraud efficiently

And the best part; women love bad boys who also have a soft side to them.

How is he able to smoke weed and get good grades? He must be some kind of nerd gangster.

by Nerd Gangsta January 29, 2015

Special Needs Donkey

A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.

Can be shortened to "SND".

"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"

"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."

by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010

Tokien Nerd

It's spelled Tolkien, you idiots.

J.R.R. TOLKIEN you retards!!!!!1

by elgeoharris March 23, 2004