monical

It's kinda like a jewelers loop. a.k.a butthole inspector loop.

Yo nigga hand me that butthole inspector I gotta pick this scab yo!, I used my monical to masturbate with it was up my butthole the entire time.

by lvpk#5 November 19, 2013

Monica

Big fat hippo , bitch

O look there's a Monica!

by Melissa10198 December 16, 2016

Monica

Monica is a fat lazy bitch, says she goes to the gym but never does, will never get skinny and will always stay fat with a face full of bad acne, thinks she’s cute but isn’t, dates guys that don’t even live near her but live overseas and says they live near here but they don’t, she’s talk shit about everyone behind their backs.

Nevi “I’m scared she might sit on me and suffocate me”
Yoa “I know right”

Jas has “i don’t know why people like her”

Monica “hey guys”
*silence”

by Kajajajaja May 31, 2020

monica

a manipulating little bitch who wants people to do things that she is too wussy to do, so she gets other people to do what she wants, she may seem innocent and nice but really deep down she's a back stabbing whore.

girl 1: OMG, monica is such a back stabber, she flirted with my boyfriend

girl 2: but she seems so nice

by dancing friend December 29, 2013

Monbogomoose

A Moose that stays with one toilet partner for it's entire dumping lifespan.

"Damn, that Michael Louca sure is monbogomoose."

by Jay Golding August 15, 2003

miniben

A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.

Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!

by Jake April 24, 2005

Monica

A girl who is pretty but is a bitch. she makes fun of other people for being flat when she is fucking concave as all hell. she is constantly fishing for compliments and is a thirsty hoe. She is always telling you who you can and can't like and if you say something like mac n' cheese she will be like "OMG DONT SAY THAT" and she is constantly on snapchat saying how she is fat when in reality she is not. Monica is the kind of person who will hang out with all of the hot guys and never let anyone else talk to them. Monica is a hoe who will bend over for any hot guy she sees. Monica is a slut.

God don't be such a monica

by slasher34 June 5, 2018