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Turd monger

The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.
Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.
by Lodthegermansausageguy April 2, 2017
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monvert

"I need a monvert cleaner"
"Mine is great! My monvert has never been cleaner since I got this device"
by Maklaka November 9, 2006
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Peace Monger

Someone who will try to lead the public to peace.
While George Bush was a war monger, Barack Obama was a peace monger.
by SidUllrich August 9, 2009
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monger

a carniverous, african kangaroo with 3 rows of teeth. it usually eats its prey in one bite. the babies are called josphines.
shannon is a beastly monger who likes to eat her young...in one bite.
by me January 5, 2005
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monker

short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.
"He hung up on me! What a monker!"
by StephyBear August 11, 2008
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dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores
misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!
by dizzgustin January 23, 2007
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chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes
by moocow547 October 14, 2006
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