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hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while
I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.
monker by smigdig December 13, 2008
Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!
Monker by Ottersash February 11, 2012
short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.
"He hung up on me! What a monker!"
monker by StephyBear August 11, 2008
Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.
You are such a monker, stop being a monker.
Monker by Icky 772 September 19, 2018
A word used to call your mother. It literally came from the word "mother" but at one glance or pronunciation, the word can be compared to the word "monkey" but it's definitely not related to the animal at all.

This word can be used as a pet name for mom-like friends or someone you treat as a mom. If you're brave, you can use that to call your mom as well.
She's pretty close with her monker. Her monker always supports and takes care of her like she is her own mother.
monker by alivinghotdog September 30, 2020
To insult people bad at a game
Your such a monker.
Monker by Hunnish October 18, 2022