Monker

1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.

1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.

by Ace November 20, 2004

monker

hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while

I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.

by smigdig December 13, 2008

Monker

Cute monkey like girlfriend

Hey man I have a cute litter monker called Sam!

by Ottersash February 11, 2012

monker

short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.

"He hung up on me! What a monker!"

by StephyBear August 11, 2008

Monker

Cross between mong and wanker, used when a person is doing something incredibly stupid or as a term of exasperation but the words mong or wanker can't be used e.g. In polite but older company ie. Grandma or out of touch person who might not recognise the misuse of either word.

You are such a monker, stop being a monker.

by Icky 772 September 19, 2018

monker

A word used to call your mother. It literally came from the word "mother" but at one glance or pronunciation, the word can be compared to the word "monkey" but it's definitely not related to the animal at all.

This word can be used as a pet name for mom-like friends or someone you treat as a mom. If you're brave, you can use that to call your mom as well.

She's pretty close with her monker. Her monker always supports and takes care of her like she is her own mother.

by alivinghotdog September 30, 2020

Monker

To insult people bad at a game

Your such a monker.

by Hunnish October 18, 2022